G'wan Benedict, wear the sparkly LV shoes. Please. Just think - we'll all be twice as happy when you (hopefully if there is any justice in the world at all) the BAFTA and you collect it wearing those shoes. And should the unthinkable occur and you don't win (an eventuality I refuse to even properly consider), at least you'll have the most amazing shoes there. True fact.

Wise words.
If he doesn’t win, I’m going to pretend he did anyway. Nobody will be able to convince me otherwise.
I’ll make him my own trophy out of tin foil and pipe cleaners.
