whatareyouwearingbenedict:

You’re wearing too  many layers and you’re breaking my heart with a brown version of the hat. If you’re that cold, just go back inside.

Worst outfit #4

Worst outfit #3

whatareyouwearingbenedict:

I originally saved this picture intending to comment on the fact that he’s wearing a leather jacket with a shirt and tie at a style awards ceremony. THEN I REALISED, THOSE ARE FUCKING DRAWSTRING TROUSERS.

Sweet, lovely, silly Benedict. You just have no clue. And it’s adorable.

Worst outfit #2

Guest victim appearance: Martin Freeman

You just love your patterns, don’t you.

Here’s a picture of Martin Freeman doing some beautiful colouring in. Wearing a hat and a cravat. Ignoring some yogurt. Yes. 

You know in A Scandal in Belgravia, when Sherlock gets all flustered in Irene Adler’s living room? Yeah, that.

Although, now I think about it - straighten your arms, young man! You’ll get that lovely suit all creased, and we can’t be having that now, can we? 

Guest victim Appearance: Martin Freeman

I said, hey boy sittin in your tree 
Mummy always wants you to come for tea 
Don’t be shy, straighten up your tie 
Get down from your tree house sittin in the sky 
I wanna know just what to do 
Is it very big, is there room for two ? 
I got a house with windows and doors 
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours 

Gotta let me in, hey, hey, hey 
Let the fun begin hey 
I’m the wolf today hey, hey, hey 
I’ll huff, I’ll puff 
I’ll huff, I’ll puff and blow you away 

Say you will, say you won’t 
Say you’ll do what I don’t 
Say you’re true, say to me, c’est la vie 

Sartorial Success 

I do love a man in uniform.

(And with hair the colour of a thousand burning suns.)

Guest Victim Appearance: Martin Freeman

“So Martin, tell me about your outfit.”

“Well… I like strawberry ice cream, and sunshine, so I dressed accordingly.”

This is always relevant.

I originally saved this picture intending to comment on the fact that he’s wearing a leather jacket with a shirt and tie at a style awards ceremony. THEN I REALISED, THOSE ARE FUCKING DRAWSTRING TROUSERS.

Sweet, lovely, silly Benedict. You just have no clue. And it’s adorable.

Emmy add. This truly is the most horrendous outfit to have ever seen the light of day(or night as it seems to be at night yes).

“I’ve had enough of you dressing like this. Get in the car, loser. We’re going shopping.”

Guest Victim Appearance: Martin Freeman

The man behind him looks a bit shifty, I think he stole Martin’s arms. And gave him that scarf, which is really adding insult to injury.

You’d think covering up the suit jacket would improve the outfit, but then again a maroon rain mac doesn’t really ever improve anything. 

Emmy sneaking in an opinion about the rain mac(?): She loves it. Emmy that is. Me. I love it. Yes. The suit jacket is horrible, but the maroon thing is fucking flawless. Don’t listen to Rachel. 

Oops, I appear to have uploaded a picture of Lumberjack Ken by mistake. Sorry guys.