What are you wearing, Benedict?
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"It's not a hat, it's a crime!"

I miss his ginger hair, and the way he likes to dress. Are you shopping anywhere? Changed the color of your hair? Are you busy?

Benedict Cumberbatch is an extremely talented actor. Benedict Cumberbatch is humble and passionate about his work. Benedict Cumberbatch is pretty flawless. Benedict Cumberbatch can't dress himself.
This blog chronicles his most endearing fashion mishaps.

Twitter: WhataywBenedict

here’s another file name post, you crazy kids. some of them will be repeats from the other one because this is a more recent screen shot.

A Little Advice for the Batch-Man

An anon mentioned wanting to see Mr. Benebatch in teal and I couldn’t get that image out of my head. So I headed over to Polyvore and after spending quite a bit of time there, I came up with this set; thought I’d share! Hope you like it! It was quite fun, I’ll probably make more because we all know he needs a bit of help.

Emmy add: My favourites are the middle jeans, the right tee and the middle shoes. Wear with hoodie. Get laid.

Do you like polyvore sets?

How do you amke them answerable?

? HOW?

And if you don’t like em I will not post them. Just some. ehehehehehehe

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What if all I post from now on would be polyvore sets……. Thank you person in the queue who linked me there. I might never leave. Ever.

“I can’t lie, I think he rocks whatever he wears, even if it is sartorially questionable :’) He’s got panache, he wears it all well :’)”

Yeah?

What ever you say…

sorry in addition please can you post some of the other lovely things from the lees shop so that he can see how jackets and a nice (three piece) suit can look he’s so lovely and whilst I enjoy his endearing “I dont know what I’m doing” days my ovaries love it when he dresses well…
Ben, for gods and our all sake, do as we say. And please, especially for me, buy the black Mens Double Breasted High Neck 2 Tone Wool Coat. Just do it. If you need more shopping advice, I’ll be in London in September ;-)
Thank you for posting my comment on the lees shop it should be seen by all men! I love you guys so also thank you for keeping me entertained and for providing the man we all love with invaluable fashion advice AC xx
Three anons. And me. Let’s give you some fashion advice shall we? I have no idea if this is a good shop(it seemed a bit cheap?) or not, so take this as inspiration, not “Oh, OK, I’ll just click buy then”. Yeah? Good.
(Le sources:  Jeans Tee Tank top Blue coat Green coat Black coat)
I like how the first anon thought I was gonna post a three piece suit though. HAHAHA! No. Rachel might later. It is her job. HAHA :)
And this has nothing to do with this shop but sherlocktipperson wanted to share this:
Mais fucking oui! Wear em all!


Can’t stop, wont stop. Can you imagine the green coat, a brown tank top like the grey one in the photo, dark blue worn tight jeans, the brown Fjällräven backpack and red converse. He’d be ready for marriage in that fucking outfit.
I have two questions now. Is there a pic of the cropped pants, shiny shirt, etc and is there any full length pics of him in sweats?
Anonymous

Cropped pants and shiny shirt can be found here: TADA

And for sweatpants look here: TADOUBLEDA


You are a sadist. Those two pictures are physically hurting me. I
Ey now, ey now! i’m not the one wearing them. ;)
I am sorry I wasn’t ready for that abomination ohgodkillitwithfire. Could you now please please post something nice to recover my sens of self? Please.
ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe we’ll seeeee….. we will seeeee….
What would Benedict look like as the mad hatter??!!

Like his usual self I suppose……….

Oh dear lord. How is it even possible to wear something worse than the infamous moustache, shiny shirt, cropped pants, Birkenstock - party outfit? In ONE item? Oh Ben, let me love you. And burn your clothes.
Anonymous

The shirt? or what? what? Which one….. there are..erm… a few items to choose from.

Oh sorry, I thought that was obvious. The shirt. The purple shirt of NOT.
hehehe. purple shirt of not. hehehehee
Is it just me who really wants to know what was in the Agent Provocateur bag? I mean, he's carrying it, which is like wearing it, so it's totally relevant!
Anonymous

Oh, it was these:

and these

and these

I think the plastic surgery thing came from one of those fake Did-You-Kno things That had a "before" and and "after", but the "after" was from a couple of years before so he looked younger. I have a hard time believing that Ben would actually go under the knife, though. He just doesn't seem the type, unless it was something he really needed.
Anonymous

haha. I love when these things come forward. Like with Emma Watson’s nose. Like SHE WAS 9 YEARS OLD IN THE FIRST PICTURES! of course her nose will change! Ugh! So funny if he was younger in the after picture. I love magazines. They make me feel smart.

Hm, I asked you something and you haven't answered. I'm not quite sure why that is... Would you like certain kind of questions to be asked while logged in so that you can answer them privately?
Anonymous

We might not have received it, I know a few days ago it seemed like asks were messing up a bit. Send it again?

Sorry, it's not about clothes, but I'm just panicking because I read Benedict probably had plastic surgery!? It's not true, is it? Are there any proofs for that theory? I love every single part of him and every line in his face and... God, now I'm scared that he might decide to give Botox a try one day.
Anonymous

What?!? Where?!?? Link us, we need all the background info on this!

It’s such a lovely face. He won’t do anything to it. Or I’ll have to have a word.

I do love the reblogs about fans meeting Mr. Cumberbatch. Those stories give me such nice warm fuzzy feelings I don't even. <3

Right? Same here, same here! We love them, so keep them coming. :))

Askbox Tuesday

PBS showed “Murder Is Easy” last night and I watched it just to see Le Batch. Yes to more linen & light colors (but I’d like the suits a little more fitted, mmmkay?). Another vote for protective motorcycle gear (reinforced knees, perhaps with Kevlar) re: the pants with the funky seams. But don’t cry … be happy he’s wearing them to protect his Batch-ness.
E: I know, I know. He has to protect his batchness, but that doesn’t stop it looking really uncomfortable and…erm….funny looking.
And YES more white well fitted linen suits. OH DEAR ME MR HOLMES!
Does Benedict have the high tops type of Converse or the lower ones? I can’t tell…
E. I’m going to make a guess and say he probably has both. A pair of higher navy and one pair of lower black? Or two pair of black..Oo five. Who knows?
That tie looks like grosgrain ribbon. Although, I did have a professor who had a rubber tie, and I wouldn’t put that past Benedict.
E. t does indeed seem to be grosgrain. I am slightly in love with that idea.
Got a correction from a designer. It is bengaline:
I must admit I am not too impressed with the New Orleans outfit. the t-shirt could be a bit tighter and plain white is a bit boring. how do you know that he is wearing shorts? and I would love to see the shoes he chose. Big NO to the thing on his head (it’s too ugly to deserve a name).
E. You can’t wear a tighter tee in that heat. It turn you into a sweating pile of sweat…And we know it was shorts because the person in the photo said so. :)
I bet he was wearing flip flops or crocs……………. shhiiivieeer

What if Benedict secretly reads this blog and just wears the things you tell him not to sometimes to piss you off?
 Anonymous

R: Is this a confession, Ben? I’m pretty sure this is exactly what happens.