What are you wearing, Benedict?

Jun 19

Well, well wellpapp…. I really like Sue’s shoes.

Well, well wellpapp…. I really like Sue’s shoes.

(Source: deareje)

Anonymous asked: Where is the source vid for the gifs of Ben in those shorts jumping in the pool and knocking over giant chess and what not??? I NEED

ONE OF THESE TWO :))

ONE FIVE

This one’s even worse. There are so many things wrong with this outfit.

This one’s even worse. There are so many things wrong with this outfit.

Jun 18

Anonymous asked: When will the "voting" end before the second round of voting starts, aka how much time do people have to like the nominations?

‘bout a week. :) preferably before the weekend so it can be up and running on monday :)

bernamac asked: I am not sure how to post. New Tumblr user plus on an iPhone. I want to nominate any outfit with the blue swim shorts with orange birdies. I thought they were lobsters! (ok funny) Then I saw they were birds! Old man's shorts. But I do find them endearing because it shows his humbleness. He sort of dresses like an cute lil old man.

YES! They were also featured in our Croc Hatred post, but to give them their due:

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Also, here:

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(PS - I know there are better pics of the trunks from a beach frolicking adventure but they’re pap pics which we don’t post)

Anonymous asked: But I LOVE THE REHEARSAL JUMPER BECAUSE I OWN THE EXACT SAME THING AND I wear it when I'm sad.

iloveittooschyyy

LouiseAdd: Yeah! AWESOME! Wear it! Rock it!! That was only one woman’s opinion…

themightywizzle asked: This blog is making me so happy, yet so sad. The man needs a girlfriend to go through his wardrobe and burn 90% of his belongings. And ALL of the hats. My question, though. In the Fifty Thousand Shades of Grey outfit that Louise originally posted, did he not tucked in a t-shirt, or is he actually wearing some kind of wrap (or another, giant scarf) as a t-shirt?

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I think it’s a strange-wrappy-monstrosity because now you can see the extra-weird buttons on the side with this pic. So, on top of being hideous, it also looks really hard to get into and, more importantly, out of…and we can’t have that.

PS - A million points for the multiple 50 shades references - y’all have dirty, dirrrty minds and we LIKE IT:

Anonymous asked whatareyouwearingbenedict:
that outfit of greyness is like a cosplay gone wrong of 50 shades of grey, he only got 9.


Does anyone know what that black little thing is?

Hmmm…sweatband? Removable-mock-turtleneck? Whatever it is, it’s clearly restricting blood flow to his brain - the only explanation for that outfit…
Or, a real answer:
meanwhile-in-the-tardis said: It’s a scarf in one piece that you can use in multiple ways: as a scarf or on your head or like a pirate thing or sweatband. It’s quite multi funcional and great if you ride a motorbike
Does one of functions including removing it?

Does anyone know what that black little thing is?

Hmmm…sweatband? Removable-mock-turtleneck? Whatever it is, it’s clearly restricting blood flow to his brain - the only explanation for that outfit…

Or, a real answer:

meanwhile-in-the-tardis said: It’s a scarf in one piece that you can use in multiple ways: as a scarf or on your head or like a pirate thing or sweatband. It’s quite multi funcional and great if you ride a motorbike

Does one of functions including removing it?

careless-lisperer asked: Hehe yes really... I've got like, 2 pairs of corduroys... They're really comfy... And I'm glad he wears them or used to wear them. Ok I better stop talking about cords you're kinda freaked out I guess hahaha!

Anonymous asked: Can anyone explain why he had that lamb, though? I'm so confused.

He had just gotten it the day before and you can’t leave baby lambs at home alone when they are so young….



it was part of the décor at the red carpet. he lifted it up and snuggled it. because why not.

Anonymous asked: Your WTFit is painfully hilarious idea.

(butwithane)

careless-lisperer asked: Oooooh I would run my fingertips up and down the cords... Drag my fingernails along in between the cord ridges.. Strum across them like they are guitar strings... Benedict's succulent thighs underneath those fabric waiting for skin-on-skin contact.

careless-lisperer asked: Imagine tho... Running your hands up and down his thighs in those corduroys... Sexay...

Actually I had like  a severe corduroy phobia as a child and while I really like them as clothes on other people today I still can’t really appreciate the fabric………… IAMNORMALISWEAR!

Anonymous asked: Yup, those dark blue pants are made of corduroy. ::shudder::

eyyyy corduroy is sweet!!!! impossible to spell. but sweet! corduroy corduroy corduroy  KOR DU ROY hahahaha ok nm….

Anonymous asked: Can we get one WTFit unrelated post where he is wearing something lovely, just to sort of numb the badfit pain

here you go love